Our Every Move is the New Tradition t-shirt

Look, if you don't like the system you find yourself trapped within, just destroy it, ok? Become the ruling body. Become the new tradition. That's what we're saying with all this. Distressed yellow-gold ink on a nice black tee. Distressed like your golden soul. Pairs perfectly with a day-buzz and proud shoulders. 

These shirts are hand-screened in Portland, Oregon on 100% cotton Hanes tees. They feature a slightly more flattering cut than that dumpy thing you got when you volunteered at the public event, and which many people wore outside their actual jackets.