Darlene

Where horror, death, drugs, and insanity intersect — that's where we find the love story of Lyle and Darlene. Wear this tee, and everybody at the grocery store will know you've confessed to dark things in a kerosene-soaked room off the Interstate.  

This high-end shirt has a softer, lighter feel and a flattering, tailored drape. 

SIZING

Pit-to-pit measurements:

S 18"; M 19.5"; L 21.25"; XL 23.25"; XXL 24.5"; XXXL 27"

CONSTRUCTION

• 4.5-ounce, 100% soft spun cotton
• Slightly slimmer body and shorter sleeves
  
• 1x1 rib knit neck
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder to shoulder taping